KYLE BOATWRIGHT ’09 is very happy to be bringing diversity to the DQ as the group’s first hispanic member. She is a proud member of Team Celine and Team I take showers with Abby Mantica.
Together with Cowlamity Jane, Kyle sings the low low alto part and puts such “men” as Jared Anderson, David Marenberg, and Jimmy McNally to shame by consistently singing three to four octaves below them. Amazingly, she does all of this without testicles.
Kyle will be starring in next April’s calendar picture as Miss April Showers.